Ladies and Gentlemen congratulations the weekend is upon us! I present to you the world famous weekend wrap-up…
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close.
People used to protest things… Now they just join Facebook groups named 1,000,000 strong against ___________ ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
I wonder if horses want to eat us when they’re hungry.
I was raised to believe only I can prevent forest fires. It’s a huge responsibility no child should be saddled with.
It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- If money is the root of all evil, then the stock market must be the Roto-Rooter.
- Everything’s funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.
Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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