Funny Status Updates to help get you through Tuesday

Hello friends, we’ve got some great status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post today.  Here they are…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter:

  • A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
  • A chef is a cook who swears in French.
  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • I dare you to wink as much in real life as you do on online.
  • You laugh because I’m different; I laugh because you’re all the same.
  • I find elevator music to be very uplifting. Unless I’m going down.
  • Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
  • I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile…and how many times. ツ (From our Funny Status Update Fan Page “Like” it for more funny content direct to your FB.)
  • The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
  • The worst part about looking for a job, is finding one.

How come the actors in fast food commercials are all thin?

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Bravo, Wal-Mart, you win this time 🙂  Haha, alrighty folks well that is it for today.  Please stop by tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for your Facebook & Twitter. Need some more??  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.