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Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter:
- A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
- A chef is a cook who swears in French.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
- I dare you to wink as much in real life as you do on online.
- You laugh because I’m different; I laugh because you’re all the same.
- I find elevator music to be very uplifting. Unless I’m going down.
- Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
- I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile…and how many times. ツ (From our Funny Status Update Fan Page “Like” it for more funny content direct to your FB.)
- The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
- The worst part about looking for a job, is finding one.
How come the actors in fast food commercials are all thin?
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