Mid Week Laugh-a-pa-looza

Congratulations, you’ve made it to Wednesday which means its time for more hilarious status updates…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m sure looking…
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • As a single woman, I often think about my future husband and how lax he’s been about getting in touch with me.
  • Men are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.
  • Alzheimer’s advantage: New friends every day.
  • Imagination is intelligence having fun.
  • They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from creeping down into your body.
  • There is nothing so small it can’t be blown out of proportion.
  •  I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more funny content direct to your FB.)
  • Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I’ve started keeping two lists: “To do” and “Too late”.
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