Happy Monday everyone 🙂 Hope you had a great weekend here is what you came here for…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:
- It’s crazy to think that there was a time (not too long ago) when Myspace was bigger than Facebook and no one even knew what Twitter was.
- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems; but then, think again, neither does milk. ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page Be the 4,000th person to “Like” our new page.)
- Apparently “some assembly required” is IKEA for “here’s a pine tree and some nails.”
- Do you ever put your iPod on shuffle, then skip through every single song to find a certain one? I do.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. Friend requests are great. But who the hell are you.
- I hate when I have to be embarrassed for someone.
- ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı (Do upside down text using our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5comments per status update!)
- Whenever I ask “Why me?… a voice always says, “So, who else did you have in mind?”
- I used to have a drinking problem. Now, I love the stuff.
“So long, suckers.” – Exit sign at lollipop factory
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BTW, don’t try that at home 🙂 Even though my friends and I confirmed it is more than possible. Anyhow, enjoy the rest of the day and we will see you on Tuesday for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook and Twitter. For some more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.