Glad to see you back, Friend 🙂 You’re always welcome here! Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Why do people never get talker’s block? It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. […]
I LOL @ Wednesday
Welcome to Wednesday, it’s not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you. So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I remember, fondly, the days when I was a Perfect Parent, with Perfect Children. Back before I actually had […]
Tueday is soooo Funny!
Aloha amigos 🙂 Welcome back, here are your silly status updates to get you through Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented? ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =) (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]
Monday Funday
Hope you had a good relaxing weekend!!! Laugh your way through Monday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you can’t say something nice, we’re probably related. Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now. Why […]
The World Famous Weekend Wrap.
Congratulations, the weekend is here! Enjoy every moment of it 🙂 Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: “Mr. and Mrs. Explorer? It’s social services. We are here to talk to you about Dora.” Just polished off a gigantic plate of pasta. Feeling guilty about my carbonara footprint. […]
Thursdays Funny Status Updates
Aloha! Hope you’re having a great Thursday here is what you came here for…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!) I […]