Welcome to Wednesday, it’s not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you. So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:
- I remember, fondly, the days when I was a Perfect Parent, with Perfect Children. Back before I actually had any kids.
- O-P-T-I-M-U-S = 7 letters. That’s a prime number. Optimus = Prime. Your mind = Blown.
- Tom Brady says he refuses to watch Hard Knocks. He doesn’t need to watch. The Patriots tape the Jets practices anyway.
- I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
- Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?
- I wear the pants in this family. It’s so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down. (From @FreeFunnyStuff on Twitter)
- After a certain age, they become less like “birthdays” and more like “sell-by dates”.
- Reality is for people who can’t use the internet.
- My boss is more than a mentor to me. He is my tormentor.
Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure they’re not using it.
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Funny Picture to Post (From our Facebook Fan Page):
Funny Video to Post:
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That is a classic Pee-Wee clip to post on peoples walls for their Birthday or just because 🙂
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