Welcome to Wednesday, it’s not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you. So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:
- I remember, fondly, the days when I was a Perfect Parent, with Perfect Children. Back before I actually had any kids.
- O-P-T-I-M-U-S = 7 letters. That’s a prime number. Optimus = Prime. Your mind = Blown.
- Tom Brady says he refuses to watch Hard Knocks. He doesn’t need to watch. The Patriots tape the Jets practices anyway.
- I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
- Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?
- I wear the pants in this family. It’s so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down. (From @FreeFunnyStuff on Twitter)
- After a certain age, they become less like “birthdays” and more like “sell-by dates”.
- Reality is for people who can’t use the internet.
- My boss is more than a mentor to me. He is my tormentor.
Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure they’re not using it.
Funny Picture to Post (From our Facebook Fan Page):
Funny Video to Post:
That is a classic Pee-Wee clip to post on peoples walls for their Birthday or just because 🙂
Thank you very much for stopping in, hope you laughed your way through Wednesday! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.