Congratulations, the weekend is here! Enjoy every moment of it 🙂 Here is what you came here for…
- Just polished off a gigantic plate of pasta. Feeling guilty about my carbonara footprint.
By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
- Whoa there, magazine, I already bought you. No need to pop out a million little post card babies asking me to subscribe. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more funny content direct to your FB.)
- Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
- Thinking about opening a center for battered fish.
- I’m sweating so many bullets, I just shot myself in the foot.
- I’m not anti social, I’m just really content not knowing you. (From @FreeFunnyStuff Twitter)
- My doctor told me that I had to give up drinking. It’s been 3 days now and I feel really dehydrated..
The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
Don’t be mad because we bumped shoulders when passing. You didn’t move either.
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Ahhh so this is how the housing issue happened!
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