The World Famous Weekend Wrap.

Congratulations, the weekend is here!  Enjoy every moment of it 🙂  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • “Mr. and Mrs. Explorer? It’s social services. We are here to talk to you about Dora.”
  • Just polished off a gigantic plate of pasta. Feeling guilty about my carbonara footprint.
  • By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
  • Whoa there, magazine, I already bought you. No need to pop out a million little post card babies asking me to subscribe. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more funny content direct to your FB.)
  • Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
  • Thinking about opening a center for battered fish.
  • I’m sweating so many bullets, I just shot myself in the foot.
  • I’m not anti social, I’m just really content not knowing you.  (From @FreeFunnyStuff Twitter)
  • My doctor told me that I had to give up drinking. It’s been 3 days now and I feel really dehydrated..
  • The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Don’t be mad because we bumped shoulders when passing. You didn’t move either.

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Ahhh so this is how the housing issue happened!

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