Monday Funday

Hope you had a good relaxing weekend!!!  Laugh your way through Monday with these hilarious status updates…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • If you can’t say something nice, we’re probably related.
  • Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now.
  • Why don’t refrigerators have a milk dispenser next to the water in the door? You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • I wear my hair departed on both sides.
  • People are extremely open minded when you agree with them.
  • If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
  • i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute..(From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 21,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • Playing Scrabble. I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
  • MTV has ‘My Super Sweet 16’ & ‘When I Was 17.’ What’s next? ‘Officer, I swear I thought she was 18!’   (From @FreeFunnyStuff on Twitter)
  • Man does not live by words alone despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
  • The bank says this is my Final Notice. Isn’t it fantastic that they’re not going to bother me anymore!
  • Who is this ‘little bird’? And why does he keep telling everyone my secrets?!?
A dog will sit beside you while you work. A cat will sit on your work.

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