Good Times Thursday

Glad to see you back, Friend 🙂  You’re always welcome here!  Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter:

• Why do people never get talker’s block?
• It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. Thanks!
• Habits, babies, and promises. Way easier to make than keep. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 21,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
• … CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
• I’m never going to grow up. I’m just going to stop hiding what I do from my parents and start hiding it from my kids. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
• It’s sweet that you want to be an organ donor, but there may be less painful ways than driving in my blind spot.
• Boss spelled backwards is “double S.O.B.”
• Much like Superman, I have a Fortress of Solitude. But mine flushes.
• A day without sunshine is like… night.
• The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (From @FreeFunnyStuff)

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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Oh Lindsay when will you learn!  Come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up 🙂  Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.