Glad to see you back, Friend 🙂 You’re always welcome here! Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners…
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- Why do people never get talker’s block?
- It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. Thanks!
- Habits, babies, and promises. Way easier to make than keep. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 21,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
- … CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
- I’m never going to grow up. I’m just going to stop hiding what I do from my parents and start hiding it from my kids. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- It’s sweet that you want to be an organ donor, but there may be less painful ways than driving in my blind spot.
- Boss spelled backwards is “double S.O.B.”
- Much like Superman, I have a Fortress of Solitude. But mine flushes.
- A day without sunshine is like… night.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (From @FreeFunnyStuff)
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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Oh Lindsay when will you learn! Come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up 🙂 Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.