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- I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?
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- So much rosemary. So little thyme.
- Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
- People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
- Taught a man to fish and now all he does is lie.
- I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star? (From @FreeFunnyStuff on Twitter)
- Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube
- I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
- Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
- I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh? ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly be corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
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Hahah, a little sexist but Funny 🙂 To make up for it here you go ladies…
The Simple Truth 🙂
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