Tueday is soooo Funny!

Aloha amigos 🙂  Welcome back, here are your silly status updates to get you through Tuesday…

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  • I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?
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  • So much rosemary. So little thyme.
  • Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
  • People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
  • Taught a man to fish and now all he does is lie.
  • I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star? (From @FreeFunnyStuff on Twitter)
  • Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube
  • I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
  • Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
  • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh? ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly be corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.

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Hahah, a little sexist but Funny 🙂  To make up for it here you go ladies…

The Simple Truth 🙂

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