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Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
- –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000 users!)
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
- Went to a Job Fair but threw up on the first ride.
- Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos. ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page “Like us” today for daily funny status updates)
- Holy Crap- I’D TAP THAT! Jk heheheehe, I wouldn’t even poke it on Facebook.
- If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London.
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Oh man, that is just absurd. A scary , yet interesting, video and picture today… hmmm! I promise funnier stuff tomorrow 🙂 Therefore, stop back tomorrow for the world famous, weekend wrap-up! For some more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.
