Can we just fast forward to Friday already?!?

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
  • –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000 users!)
  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
  • Went to a Job Fair but threw up on the first ride.
  • Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos. ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page “Like us” today for daily funny status updates)
  • Holy Crap- I’D TAP THAT! Jk heheheehe, I wouldn’t even poke it on Facebook.
  • The only bad thing about my five figure salary is the decimal point.
  • If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?

I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London.

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Oh man, that is just absurd.  A scary , yet interesting, video and picture today… hmmm!  I promise funnier stuff tomorrow 🙂  Therefore, stop back tomorrow for the world famous, weekend wrap-up! For some more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.