Good news folks, the week is half way over already. Time to celebrate with some funny status updates…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:
- Why does Harry Potter wear glasses? He’s a wizard & he can’t fix his own vision?
- He’s my French step dad… I call him my faux pa.
- I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am… ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
- You guys! I FINALLY got that Jamie from Mythbusters emoticon finished. Here it is. /:€
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000/monthly users!)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
When life gives you snomel, you have dyslexia
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Haha, that guy just bailed on his girlfriend! Poor gal, hopefully she finds a more manly man, like the OldSpice guy 🙂
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