The Mid Week Laugh Fest

Good news folks, the week is half way over already.  Time to celebrate with some funny status updates…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

  • Why does Harry Potter wear glasses? He’s a wizard & he can’t fix his own vision?
  • He’s my French step dad… I call him my faux pa.
  • I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am… ツ (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • You guys! I FINALLY got that Jamie from Mythbusters emoticon finished. Here it is. /:€
  • A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>  (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000/monthly users!)
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • When life gives you snomel, you have dyslexia
Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you.

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Haha, that guy just bailed on his girlfriend!  Poor gal, hopefully she finds a more manly man, like the OldSpice guy 🙂

Well folks that is it for today, hope you have a great Wednesday and stop back tomorrow for more funny status updates for Facebook and Twitter.  For some more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.