Ladies and Gentlemen… I give you… THURSDAY. It’s almost like Friday but, it’s not. I call it Diet Friday. Make your friends laugh, share some of these goods with them… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. I read recipes the same way I read […]
Wednesday Yawn Patrol!
Wake up and accomplish something! Half the week is over already friends, and we all know the only way to survive is to laugh your way through it… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s. Friends may come and […]
Snoozeday… I mean Tuesday.
Note to self: Don’t fall asleep on Tuesday! There is a simple cure for the Tuesday blues and that is hilarious stuff to post on your Facebook… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that […]
Jus’ another ManicMonday!
Hope you had a wonderful rested weekend! Here are the funny goods that will have you and your friends lol’ing through Monday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average […]
Happy Weekend to You!
Alas, the weekend is upon us and it feels magnificent! Share these laughs with your friends to ensure a wondrous weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I hate how bathrooms have automatic soap,sink, and paper towels..but than you cancel that all out by touching the door handle. Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes […]
Rock Through Thursday !
The weekend is almost upon us. Until then rock your way through Thursday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a […]