Rock Through Thursday !

The weekend is almost upon us.  Until then rock your way through Thursday with these hilarious status updates…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
  • My motto: Live long and pester.
  • There’s nothing wrong with you that changing everything about yourself wouldn’t cure.
  • I wonder if people in the Roman Empire ran Gladiator fantasy leagues…..PPD leagues in particular (Point Per Decapitation)
  • I bet dental hygienists understand their children better when they talk with their mouths full.
  • Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing yoga.
  • The only personal growth I’ve had this year is around my waistline.
  • Note to ladies: Diamonds are not rare. They are, after TV sets, the most common possession in America. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • Today, so far you have failed to impress me. I am, however, willing to remain open minded.
Cell phones are also the only thing about which men sit around and brag who’s got the smallest.
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Don’t do it Mr. President!
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The old invisible rope trick, never fails. Hahah! Make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.