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Cure for the Monday Blues

October 10, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends, hope you had a wonderful relaxing weekend.  Don’t let the Monday blues get you down… Laugh it up! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (From […]

The Always Funny Weekend Wrap

October 7, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Thanks for stopping in!  We provide the funniest content for you to post to Facebook over the weekend… Top 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook this Weekend: Did you know that “Dammit I’m Mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit I’m Mad?” …Your mind = Blown. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at […]

Funny Stuff for a Thursday!

October 6, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give […]

10 Funny Status Updates for Wednesday!

October 5, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back folks and Happy Wednesday to you… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Wednesday: Pyros of the world… IGNITE! If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]

Tuesday is Back in Town!!!

October 4, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back folks, sorry if you received a website error yesterday – all is fixed now 🙂 *** Have an idea for a Funny Status Update?  Submit it & vote on other Funny Status Updates! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: You’re never too old to learn something stupid. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]

One Liners for Monday

October 3, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends, hope you had a lovely weekend and trust that you’ll have a wonderful Monday 🙂 *** Have an idea for a Funny Status Update?  Submit it & vote on other Funny Status Updates! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Jay Cutler is getting sacked by more NFL players than Kim Kardashian. You […]

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