Happy Thursday everyone! Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday…
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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give your old toys to the less fortunate.
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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
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My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
- Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates, thanks to Lisa for submitting this one!)
- Sanity is relative. Just not mine.
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I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.
- I am imperfection perfected.
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The worst thing about censorship is ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
LOL! That one never gets old… A keen reminder why you shouldn’t post everything on Facebook 🙂
Funny Video to Post:
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