Funny Stuff for a Thursday!

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give your old toys to the less fortunate.
  • After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • Life is one fool thing after another. Whereas love is two fool things after each other.
  • My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
  • The Lord works in mysterious ways… Just like those road maintenance guys.
  • Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates, thanks to Lisa for submitting this one!)
  • Sanity is relative. Just not mine.
  • A GPS is only good if you can remember where you wanted to go in the first place.
  • I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.
  • I am imperfection perfected.
  • The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
  • The worst thing about censorship is ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

LOL!  That one never gets old…  A keen reminder why you shouldn’t post everything on Facebook 🙂

Funny Video to Post:


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