Happy Thursday everyone! Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday…
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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give your old toys to the less fortunate.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
- Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates, thanks to Lisa for submitting this one!)
- Sanity is relative. Just not mine.
I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.
- I am imperfection perfected.
The worst thing about censorship is ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
LOL! That one never gets old… A keen reminder why you shouldn’t post everything on Facebook 🙂
Funny Video to Post:
Haha, nothing like golfing with Vader! Make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App or if you have Android search for Status Updates for Facebook.