10 Funny Status Updates for Wednesday!

Welcome back folks and Happy Wednesday to you…

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10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Wednesday:

  • Pyros of the world… IGNITE!
  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
  • No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man has a chocolate downstairs that ejaculates money.
  • Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…” ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates, thanks to Lisa for submitting this one!)
  • I’m at my best in situations where it doesn’t take much to be a hero.
  • You know the economy’s in trouble when America’s main export is tweets.
  • The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
  • Cookie Monster: People ask me what me favorite kind of cookie, but me no can choose! Me equal opportunity eater.
  • The computer just crashed and erased all the work I didn’t do this morning.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )
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