Welcome back friends, hope you had a wonderful relaxing weekend. Don’t let the Monday blues get you down… Laugh it up!
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
- I know one thing about the speed of light… It gets here way too early in the morning.
- In dog beers…I’ve only had one.
- My wife talks faster than the speed of sound. This explains why I never hear her.
- It’s funny how social networking has made people more antisocial…
- There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
The meek shall inherit the earth, if that’s OK with you…
Don’t abuse marijuana… smoke it gently and carefully.
- I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside.
- Power outage: the universal sign that it’s time to eat ice cream right now.
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