Cure for the Monday Blues

Welcome back friends, hope you had a wonderful relaxing weekend.  Don’t let the Monday blues get you down… Laugh it up!

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • I know one thing about the speed of light… It gets here way too early in the morning.
  • In dog beers…I’ve only had one.
  • My wife talks faster than the speed of sound. This explains why I never hear her.
  • It’s funny how social networking has made people more antisocial…
  • There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • The meek shall inherit the earth, if that’s OK with you…
  • Don’t abuse marijuana… smoke it gently and carefully.
  • A bachelor is a hunter that never Mrs.
  • There’s a bug in my computer. I believe it’s looking for a byte to eat.
  • I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside.
  • Power outage: the universal sign that it’s time to eat ice cream right now.
  • Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me. (From our Twitter account @FreeFunnyStuff )

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