Alas, the weekend is upon us and it feels magnificent! Share these laughs with your friends to ensure a wondrous weekend…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- I hate how bathrooms have automatic soap,sink, and paper towels..but than you cancel that all out by touching the door handle.
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Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- I only fell off the wagon because I was drunk.
- The trouble with suggestions is that they come from other people.
- I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- likes saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
- Hope someone eggs the Pope. I’m not anti-Catholic, I just have a sweet “Eggs Benedict” pun which seems forced in any other situation.
- I’m gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends
- When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think “that person must b funny”. 1,500 friends on FB “that person is batshit crazy”
- Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
- Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life.
- I just watched a show about a person who was addicted to pizza. I believe the technical name for this condition is “normal.”
- Time is money. And the only kind that can’t be counterfeited.
- I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed.
Sometimes when a person tells you “I’ve got your back…” they forget to add “…in my crosshairs.”
Funny Picture to Post:
Hahah, we’ve all been there!
Another Funny Picture to Post:
Ahhh to be in College 🙂
Funny Video to Post:
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Alright, I know that ones been overdone but I just need to watch it every once in awhile and I bet your friends do too 🙂 Enjoy the NFL this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend! See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!
