Happy Weekend to You!

Alas, the weekend is upon us and it feels magnificent!  Share these laughs with your friends to ensure a wondrous weekend…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I hate how bathrooms have automatic soap,sink, and paper towels..but than you cancel that all out by touching the door handle.
  • Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
  • Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • I only fell off the wagon because I was drunk.
  • The trouble with suggestions is that they come from other people.
  • I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now.
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • likes saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
  • Hope someone eggs the Pope. I’m not anti-Catholic, I just have a sweet “Eggs Benedict” pun which seems forced in any other situation.
  • I’m gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends
  • When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think “that person must b funny”. 1,500 friends on FB “that person is batshit crazy”
  • Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
  • Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life.
  • I just watched a show about a person who was addicted to pizza. I believe the technical name for this condition is “normal.”
  • Time is money. And the only kind that can’t be counterfeited.
  • I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed.

Sometimes when a person tells you “I’ve got your back…” they forget to add “…in my crosshairs.”

Funny Picture to Post:

Hahah, we’ve all been there!

Another Funny Picture to Post:

Ahhh to be in College 🙂

Funny Video to Post:


Alright, I know that ones been overdone but I just need to watch it every once in awhile and I bet your friends do too 🙂   Enjoy the NFL  this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!