Jus’ another ManicMonday!

Hope you had a wonderful rested weekend! Here are the funny goods that will have you and your friends lol’ing through Monday…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
• Never run from conflict, challenge or discomfort. Walk away confidently .
• If you can’t say anything nice about a person, you’re probably my mother-in-law.
• Weird, whenever Mike Vick comes on the TV the dogs up here start going nuts. It’s like they know him or something.
• It turns out Lohan didn’t do coke. It was her British twin, angry she hasn’t gotten work since the Parent Trap.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
• I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
• Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?
• So it’s legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone’s face until they die? Ugh, government.
• One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.