Hope you had a wonderful rested weekend! Here are the funny goods that will have you and your friends lol’ing through Monday…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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- Never run from conflict, challenge or discomfort. Walk away confidently .
- If you can’t say anything nice about a person, you’re probably my mother-in-law.
- Weird, whenever Mike Vick comes on the TV the dogs up here start going nuts. It’s like they know him or something.
- It turns out Lohan didn’t do coke. It was her British twin, angry she hasn’t gotten work since the Parent Trap.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?
- So it’s legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone’s face until they die? Ugh, government.
One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
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Cross eyed cat, now that is just ridiculous!
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If you think your day is bad, think about that! hahahahha 🙂 Enjoy your Monday folks, cya tomorrow!!! Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter. Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.