Note to self: Don’t fall asleep on Tuesday! There is a simple cure for the Tuesday blues and that is hilarious stuff to post on your Facebook…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don’t stare.
- All you need to know about the Universe is if it looks, feels, or tastes good, it will probably kill you.
- Is the proper name for iPhone users “iPhonies”?
- Running, climbing, jumping, swimming, dating, succeeding. There’s so much to do on TV.
- If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I’d probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him “silly.”
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- I laugh in the face of danger. But it’s a silent laugh. And I pretend I’m looking at someone else.
- Not sure which pants to wear today — smarty or fancy?
- Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our beloved red-headed step twitter account.)
- Why is it that women only believe what a man says when it’s a compliment?
Awesome link of the day: Bart Simpson Chalk Board Generator
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I’m not sure what’s going on there but I laughed pretty hard anyhow. Sometimes you need a little weirdness in your life. Post that ridiculousness and you’re sure to brew a comment storm. Hahah!!! Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates. Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.