Thursday ain’t so bad…

Ladies and Gentlemen… I give you… THURSDAY.  It’s almost like Friday but, it’s not.  I call it Diet Friday.  Make your friends laugh, share some of these goods with them…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
  • If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”
  • Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
  • Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
  • I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
  • Fish Swimming ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> (By way of @FreeFunnyStuff our red-headed stepchild of a twitter account.)
  • Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
  • Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken.

James Bond. Great spy? Or guy who gets captured every mission.

Funny Picture to Post:

Why would I eat your homework?

Funny Video to Post:


That video is guaranteed to get you laughing! LOL!!!! Make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.