Ladies and Gentlemen… I give you… THURSDAY. It’s almost like Friday but, it’s not. I call it Diet Friday. Make your friends laugh, share some of these goods with them…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
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I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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Fish Swimming ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> (By way of @FreeFunnyStuff our red-headed stepchild of a twitter account.)
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Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
- Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken.
James Bond. Great spy? Or guy who gets captured every mission.
Funny Picture to Post:
Why would I eat your homework?
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG5rQ3D_Zrw[/youtube]
That video is guaranteed to get you laughing! LOL!!!! Make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.
