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Sleeping Twins, Cat Pants, and Quality Statuses
Like City, Like Like City Trick… Quality Status Updates for Facebook: I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like. ( *JUST Updated* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. […]
Solar Roads, Creepy Cool Costume, and Status Post Ideas
Our Statuses Get More Likes… Great Status Post Ideas for Facebook: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. ( 100K+ Statuses on iPhone: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when someone writes on your wall “Hey How R U, Haven’t Seen U In Forever” and you feel compelled to […]
Polar Bear Fun, Banana Cat, and Top Status Posts
Burning hot topics on Facebook… Top Status Posts This Week: When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) There’s always that one person you regret giving your number to. Spongebob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, it’s to dark.” […]
Cat Watches Slayer, Pet Costumes, and Captivating Statuses
Like it or leave it, share these… Captivating Statuses for Facebook: Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you’re only pointing out my strengths. You are […]
Sick Beat, Exhausted Kitty, and Funny Statuses
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