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Baseball Boss, Kitty Kisses, and Good Status Updates
Something for everybody, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do. Whoever […]
Force Be With You, Crazy Shark, and Awesome Statuses
Something for everyone, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when its dark and you think there is another step so you hulk stomp the floor ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout. I’d like to know what […]
Colonel Meow, Awesome Haircut, & Top Status Updates
The top statuses on FB this week… Top 15 Facebook Status Updates: Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation. I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other […]
Lego Jump, Best Costume Ever, and Great Status Posts
Step your Facebook status game up, share these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) People are like songs…. some speak the truth and some just make sound. Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney’s fault. […]
Chewbacca’s Voice, Facebook Boss, and Likeable Statuses
More likes per status, with these… Likeable Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Sarcasm is humor with an attitude. For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers. I’m no […]