The top statuses on FB this week…
Top 15 Facebook Status Updates:
- Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.
- I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly.
- Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
- Got to love the casino, for a couple of hundred dollars you get 10 minutes of fun and a FREE drink!
- I’m glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell.
- If the workouts you’re talking about aren’t the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it.
- Legend has it the “M” in MTV once stood for music. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- LIKE if you think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate.
- Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08’ album at 4am.
- Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…
- Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
- I’d like to be a kid again but only because twirling in circles was acceptable and the only password I had to remember was “open sesame.”
- I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you’re life is.
Best Pet Haircut Ever?
From Puppy to Fox in the matter of a calculated shedding 🙂 Beautiful dog, either way!
Colonel Meow on Facebook:
It’s funny because he liked his own status!
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