Colonel Meow, Awesome Haircut, & Top Status Updates

The top statuses on FB this week…

Top 15 Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  2. The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.
  3. I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly.
  4. Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
  5. Got to love the casino, for a couple of hundred dollars you get 10 minutes of fun and a FREE drink!
  6. I’m glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell.
  7. If the workouts you’re talking about aren’t the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it.
  8. Legend has it the “M” in MTV once stood for music.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. LIKE if you think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate.
  10. Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08’ album at 4am.
  11. Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…
  12. Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
  13. I’d like to be a kid again but only because twirling in circles was acceptable and the only password I had to remember was “open sesame.”
  14. I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  15. Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you’re life is.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status 2 iPhone App | Funny Status 2 Android App

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Best Haircut Ever

From Puppy to Fox in the matter of a calculated shedding 🙂 Beautiful dog, either way!

Colonel Meow on Facebook:

It’s funny because he liked his own status!

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