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- That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Sarcasm is humor with an attitude.
- For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.
- I’m no scientist but you’re an idiot.
- Please stop looking so hot, I’m trying to stop liking you.
- Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
- Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to update his Adobe. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I saw a baby yesterday with a shirt that said “I am what happened in Vegas.”
- In about 20 years, we’re going to have a generation where nobody can run for president because of the camera phone.
- That Awkward Moment when you see someone that looks like somebody you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them.
- Dude… I was there, don’t try to change the story.
- Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
- “I’ll just sleep for 5 more minutes..” *30 mins later* “CRAP!!”
- That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
- That awkward moment when you realize that an energy drink has a better space program than your nation. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.
Like a Boss?
Haha, well done! And, I love the fact that this guy remembered every single word his boss said. That’s a dedicated employee right there, perhaps, even an employee of the month in the making. (source: imgur)
Ladies & Gentleman, the origins of Chewbacca’s Voice:
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That. Was. Awesome. I wish I had a Chewbacca voice cabinet 🙂 then all my friends would love me. Pass along this cute viral video on your newsfeed. Why? Why not, is a better question!
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