Chewbacca’s Voice, Facebook Boss, and Likeable Statuses

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Likeable Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Sarcasm is humor with an attitude.
  • For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.
  • I’m no scientist but you’re an idiot.
  • Please stop looking so hot, I’m trying to stop liking you.
  • Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
  • Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to update his Adobe.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I saw a baby yesterday with a shirt that said “I am what happened in Vegas.”
  • In about 20 years, we’re going to have a generation where nobody can run for president because of the camera phone.
  • That Awkward Moment when you see someone that looks like somebody you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them.
  • Dude… I was there, don’t try to change the story.
  • Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
  • “I’ll just sleep for 5 more minutes..” *30 mins later* “CRAP!!”
  • That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
  • That awkward moment when you realize that an energy drink has a better space program than your nation.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.

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Haha, well done! And, I love the fact that this guy remembered every single word his boss said. That’s a dedicated employee right there, perhaps, even an employee of the month in the making. (source: imgur)

Ladies & Gentleman, the origins of Chewbacca’s Voice:

That. Was. Awesome. I wish I had a Chewbacca voice cabinet 🙂 then all my friends would love me. Pass along this cute viral video on your newsfeed. Why? Why not, is a better question!

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