Lego Jump, Best Costume Ever, and Great Status Posts

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • People are like songs…. some speak the truth and some just make sound.
  • Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney’s fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy’s fault.
  • God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
  • I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
  • When you aren’t sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn’t a question.
  • I’m filthy rich. 50% of this is true.
  • I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
  • If you can’t figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other during the debates.
  • What if we woke up, as a baby, and our whole life had been a dream?
  • Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
  • ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ So sexy that they’re all scared to go out with me.
  • I bet you are either: A. Laying down. B. Going to the bathroom. C. Ignoring someone talking to you. D.Leaning on your elbow.  LIKE if you are.
  • Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It’s so fun to watch them freak out!
  • If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
  • Being a gentleman never goes out of style.
  • Never trust the guy at the gym working out in normal clothes.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • “Quick, pretend you’re sleeping!” never gets old.

Best Halloween Costume Ever?

Best Halloween Costume ever

Very clever, Dinosaur, Very clever!  The only thing more clever than this Halloween costume is what people caption this picture when you post it to your Facebook.

You Thought The RedBull Jump Was Good? You haven’t seen nothing yet…


Everything is better with some legos. Pass the lego love on your Facebook for some great crowd reactions.

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