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- I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- People are like songs…. some speak the truth and some just make sound.
- Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney’s fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy’s fault.
- God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
- I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
- When you aren’t sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn’t a question.
- I’m filthy rich. 50% of this is true.
- I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
- If you can’t figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other during the debates.
- What if we woke up, as a baby, and our whole life had been a dream?
- Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
- ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ So sexy that they’re all scared to go out with me.
- I bet you are either: A. Laying down. B. Going to the bathroom. C. Ignoring someone talking to you. D.Leaning on your elbow. LIKE if you are.
- Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It’s so fun to watch them freak out!
- If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
- Being a gentleman never goes out of style.
- Never trust the guy at the gym working out in normal clothes. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- “Quick, pretend you’re sleeping!” never gets old.
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