Force Be With You, Crazy Shark, and Awesome Statuses

Something for everyone, share these…

Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

• That awkward moment when its dark and you think there is another step so you hulk stomp the floor  ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
• I’d like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about Youtube buffering.
• Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
• Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
• I hate being left out almost as much as I hate being included.
• “If you fall, I’ll be there.” -The Floor  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
• Falling in love is stupid and that’s why I do it, a lot.
• Enjoy your statuses now because let me tell ya, they are not as funny when read back to you in cross examination.
• Instead of “single” as a marital status, it should read “independently owned and operated”
• Sometimes I think a lot. Other times I’m happy.
• I don’t have life insurance because I’m going out of this world the way I came in: as a burden to my family.
• I don’t just sing in the shower… I perform. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status 2 iPhone App | Funny Status 2 Android App

May The Force Be With You:

That’s pretty darn cute! Share on Facebook for instant likes, comments, and karma!

Bonus Cute Picture: Adorable Baby Otter

Crazy Shark Release Video:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mei6v0SolLI[/youtube]

That was nerve wracking and I was just watching! Share the craziness on your social networks before this insanity goes full on viral. As usual the YouTube comments provide comedic gold