Something for everyone, share these…
Awesome Facebook Status Updates:
- That awkward moment when its dark and you think there is another step so you hulk stomp the floor ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
- I’d like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about Youtube buffering.
- Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
- Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
- I hate being left out almost as much as I hate being included.
- “If you fall, I’ll be there.” -The Floor (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- Falling in love is stupid and that’s why I do it, a lot.
- Enjoy your statuses now because let me tell ya, they are not as funny when read back to you in cross examination.
- Instead of “single” as a marital status, it should read “independently owned and operated”
- Sometimes I think a lot. Other times I’m happy.
- I don’t have life insurance because I’m going out of this world the way I came in: as a burden to my family.
- I don’t just sing in the shower… I perform. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
May The Force Be With You:
That’s pretty darn cute! Share on Facebook for instant likes, comments, and karma!
Bonus Cute Picture: Adorable Baby Otter
Crazy Shark Release Video:
That was nerve wracking and I was just watching! Share the craziness on your social networks before this insanity goes full on viral. As usual the YouTube comments provide comedic gold