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Quality Status Updates for Facebook:
- I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like. ( *JUST Updated* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably.
- I move that we as a society remove all warning labels and let natural selection do it’s thing.
- Who’s this “moderation” people keep telling me to drink with?
- When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.
- So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking crap about them.
- When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo…
- Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.
- Too few people spontaneously combust.
- It doesn’t make sense that there are no girl leprechauns. How is the leprechaun race still in existence?
- They should change wording on “check engine” light to “this shit’s gonna cost ya”.
- *Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won’t.
- Half the time I agree with people so they’ll shut up. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- It would be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug.
EPIC Cat Pants:
That picture is for all the ladies who take pictures of their feet whilst at the beach and post it on Facebook! Share this Kitty P.O.V. awesomeness on your FB. (Source: imgur)
Twins Fall Asleep While Eating…
Awwwwwww-dorable! Share this viral video on your feed before it blows up for instant likes, comments, and karma!