Sick Beat, Exhausted Kitty, and Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Posts:

  • The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshipping cats. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Holding my phone while in the tub is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff.
  • Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It’s now a Walmart.
  • This October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This happens once every 823 years! LIKE this status and it’ll work as a good luck.
  • Anybody else just lay in bed at night, imagining perfect moments in life that will never happen.
  • When asked “What’s Up” respond “A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.”
  • Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
  • One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called, “Maybe You’re The Problem.”  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Oh, you’re 15 and your boyfriend broke up with you? Please elaborate on how devastating and ruined your life is.
  • That awkward moment when Andrew Luck’s Colts have a better record than Peyton Manning’s Broncos.
  • 3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1.Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
  • If it’s important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it’s not, you will find an excuse.
  • For the first time ever, I used a staple remover for its actual purpose, rather than just messing around, pretending it’s a beast with fangs chomping things. Work life :/  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you’re calling a child because if I’m a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.

This Kitty is too exhausted…. must nap….

Cat takes a nap.

Dawww, now there’s a cute one 🙂 Spread the love on your FB with this tuckered little one. (via imgur)

Unexpectedly Drops a Sick Beat:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4Iz0w42qU[/youtube]

Some people have the most random skills. I love that the world is an unexpectedly beautiful place sometimes full of randomness and amazingness. Share this fun video on your feed to get tons of likes and comments.

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