This week on Facebook… Best Facebook Status Updates: Dinosaurs were just lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others. I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction […]
Missing You, Trombone, & Great Status Posts
Make your weekend last, share these… Great Facebook Status Posts The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth. Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me. I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics […]
Cat vs. Laser, Happiest Animal, and Status Updates about Life
Step your Status game up, share these… Status Updates about Life: Home is where the pants come off. I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life. I never understood why people use a persons picture for their caller ID; me personally I prefer to take a picture of myself and how that […]
Nice People, Cat Pushes Cat, and Funny Status Messages
Make someones day, share these… Funny Status Messages: If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do. If you can’t make fun of yourself then you seriously lack some good material. The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn’t break. “I’ll pay you back […]
Panada’s Ball, Chicken Goat, and Top 20 Status Countdown
Best statuses, seen this week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Countdown: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it 1,345,435 times. Don’t try to rush me […]
Most Beautiful Horse, Awesome Statuses, and a Grape Eating Dragon
Score more likes, share these… Awesome Status Updates: I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves. That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. No pants are the best pants. I love how when my soap runs out […]