Panada’s Ball, Chicken Goat, and Top 20 Status Countdown

Best statuses, seen this week on Facebook…

Top 20 Status Countdown:

  1. Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.
  2. A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it 1,345,435 times.
  3. Don’t try to rush me while waiting behind me at a Redbox, I will read what every movie is about…twice.
  4. Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
  5. Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of crap some people are.
  6. I hope one day I am wealthy enough to donate to every charity that sends me free address labels.
  7. Never take for granted someone that can make you smile or the fact that you have something to smile about.
  8. Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
  9. I was just walking across the street and some dude in a Smart Car didn’t see me and hit me. I think he’ll survive. The cars totaled though.
  10. It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
  11. If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
  12. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
  13. Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it’s all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around.
  14. People who have never experienced anything sure like their opinions.
  15. Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
  16. The most annoying people are the ones who annoy you when they’re not even around.
  17. I spend more time hitting the snooze button than I do snoozing.
  18. Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
  19. Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.
  20. The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

My Ball Sez Panda:

Panda Bear Protects His Ball

Soooo CUTE! Sadly you can’t share animated GIF images on Facebook 🙁 but, you can share a link to FunnyStatus.com so people can see this glorious Panada in all his ball protecting glory 🙂

Poor Goat Thinks He’s a Chicken:

Nothing funnier than a little animal confusion. Word on the streets is his father was a chicken!

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