Best statuses, seen this week on Facebook…
Top 20 Status Countdown:
- Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.
- A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it 1,345,435 times.
- Don’t try to rush me while waiting behind me at a Redbox, I will read what every movie is about…twice.
- Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
- Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of crap some people are.
- I hope one day I am wealthy enough to donate to every charity that sends me free address labels.
- Never take for granted someone that can make you smile or the fact that you have something to smile about.
- Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
- I was just walking across the street and some dude in a Smart Car didn’t see me and hit me. I think he’ll survive. The cars totaled though.
- It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
- If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
- The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
- Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it’s all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around.
- People who have never experienced anything sure like their opinions.
- Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
- The most annoying people are the ones who annoy you when they’re not even around.
- I spend more time hitting the snooze button than I do snoozing.
- Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
- Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.
- The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
My Ball Sez Panda:
Soooo CUTE! Sadly you can’t share animated GIF images on Facebook 🙁 but, you can share a link to FunnyStatus.com so people can see this glorious Panada in all his ball protecting glory 🙂
Poor Goat Thinks He’s a Chicken:
Nothing funnier than a little animal confusion. Word on the streets is his father was a chicken!