Cat vs. Laser, Happiest Animal, and Status Updates about Life

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Status Updates about Life:

  1. Home is where the pants come off.
  2. I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
  3. I never understood why people use a persons picture for their caller ID; me personally I prefer to take a picture of myself and how that person makes me feel.
  4. Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
  5. That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout.
  6. Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it.
  7. If I was a bird, I know who I’d crap on.
  8. I unfriend people on Facebook on their birthday because that’s when I realize I don’t know who they are.
  9. That awesome moment when you hear a song and the lyrics describe your situation perfectly..
  10. I just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. I’m expecting a song within an hour.
  11. I wish I had the power to ignore you, like you ignore me.
  12. Yeah. I’m WEIRD. (W)onderful, (E)xciting, (I)nteresting, (R)eal, (D)ifferent.
  13. That awkward moment when you tell a funny joke… to the person who told it to you.
  14. Like this with your bottom lip! (99% of people can’t do it)
  15. When I’m the last one awake and I’m going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a superman dive into my bed.
  16. I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
  17. Me: *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro.
  18. Are you related to Yoda? Cause yodalicious.
  19. Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it.
  20. I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Happiest Animal In The World:

Happiest Animal In The World

That is one cute critter 🙂 Share on Facebook for instant likes!

Cat Vs. Laser Pointer:


Haha! That was awesome… Post on your newsfeed and think what your friends think of this P.O.V. masterpiece.

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