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Status Updates about Life:
- Home is where the pants come off.
- I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
- I never understood why people use a persons picture for their caller ID; me personally I prefer to take a picture of myself and how that person makes me feel.
- Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
- That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout.
- Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it.
- If I was a bird, I know who I’d crap on.
- I unfriend people on Facebook on their birthday because that’s when I realize I don’t know who they are.
- That awesome moment when you hear a song and the lyrics describe your situation perfectly..
- I just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. I’m expecting a song within an hour.
- I wish I had the power to ignore you, like you ignore me.
- Yeah. I’m WEIRD. (W)onderful, (E)xciting, (I)nteresting, (R)eal, (D)ifferent.
- That awkward moment when you tell a funny joke… to the person who told it to you.
- Like this with your bottom lip! (99% of people can’t do it)
- When I’m the last one awake and I’m going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a superman dive into my bed.
- I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
- Me: *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro.
- Are you related to Yoda? Cause yodalicious.
- Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it.
- I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture.
Happiest Animal In The World:
That is one cute critter 🙂 Share on Facebook for instant likes!
Cat Vs. Laser Pointer:
Haha! That was awesome… Post on your newsfeed and think what your friends think of this P.O.V. masterpiece.