Make The Social Network better, share these… Clever Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way… twice. I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history. The thing that sucks about hanging […]
Peace Cat, Roof Jumper, and Witty Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: Whenever I see “person is typing” for five minutes, and then finally…..”lol”, I assume you typed, “I love you, have my babies!”, but then chickened out. Not answering the question answers the question. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to […]
Kitty Vs. Toy, Smiling Dog, & Best Status Updates
Step your LIKEs up, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: I’m constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all life’s problems. Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately. Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop. I think if my phone were to say “I’m […]
Hot Air Balloon, Snake Prank, & Top Status Updates
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates: A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people? Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box. I hate […]
Driving Hamster, FriendZoned, and Witty Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually. The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. Nothing says love like hearing a toilet flush on the other end of the […]
Power Rangers, Crazy Car Chase, and 20 Cool Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Cool Facebook Status Updates: Men get frustrated because they don’t understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think. I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms. I wouldn’t really mind being left to my own devices as long they […]