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Teen Does Unbelievable Michael Jackson Act (Video)
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Amazing Jam Session (Video)
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Mid-Week Top 20 Facebook Status Countdown
Get over Hump Day, share one of these… Mid-week Top 20 Facebook Status Countdown: There’s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking. Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either. Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint? Ever […]
Stunned KittEh, Whale Meeting, and Witty Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: You can measure a person’s intelligence by the number of times they get back with their ex. I know I’m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get. If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t […]
Crazy Walrus, Bad Haircuts, and Hilarious Statuses
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