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12 Really Funny Status Updates:
- How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
- Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
- Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
- Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
- Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago.
- Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
- Oh, someone just broke your heart? Big deal, I just made a grammatical error on the internet.
- So fashion is cyclical, right? I guess what I’m asking is when will it be okay to start carrying a sword on my hip again?
- People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.
- Dear lady in front of me, it’s a speed bump, not a damn land mine.
- Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
- My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Jerks!
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