Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status: It’s always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you’ve been waiting for……. “Your order’s ready.” It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts. If you’re at a party and people start chanting your name, you’re obligated to […]
Goat Riding a Guy Riding a Bike, Dancing Baby, and Witty Statuses
Some shareable content to make your Monday fun again… 15 Really Witty Facebook Statuses: If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick. You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis. Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome. You do […]
Kid Makes Siren Noises, GRrrrrr, and Top Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 15 Weekend Status Posts: Shouldn’t we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It’s like we work there for a little while. I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it. Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man […]
Base Jumping Dog, RAWR, and 20 Clever Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Clever Status Updates for Facebook: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know. You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting. So there’s a film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son […]
Cat + Jenga = Hilarious (Video)
Enjoy Hump Day, some sharable material for you… 13 Cool Facebook Status Updates: Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you needed. People that use statistics in everyday arguments are assholes 100% of the time. In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. I laugh […]
Best Cop Ever, Smooth Operator, and Life Status Updates
Make Tuesday count, share these… 13 Status Updates about LIFE: We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often. Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder. The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth […]