Some shareable content to make your Monday fun again…
15 Really Witty Facebook Statuses:
- If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
- You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis.
- Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
- You do not scare me ugly little black french fry.
- According to astronomy, whenever you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
- I’ve never had angry sex. I’m always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening.
- You don’t know fear until you hear someone cough underneath your bed.
- This YouTube comment section looks like a good place to start an argument with complete strangers.
- How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
- I don’t hate anyone like I hate the person who waits for me outside the bathroom to finish.
- It’s 2014, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
- I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
- Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted.
- On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
- This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
Baby Leads a Dance Class:
Bravo! That is one amazing teacher 🙂 Share if you enjoyed!
Goat Riding a Guy Riding a Bike (Video):
That was exactly what I was expecting and it was exactly as hilarious as I thought it would be.