Best Cop Ever, Smooth Operator, and Life Status Updates

Make Tuesday count, share these…

13 Status Updates about LIFE:

1. We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often.
2. Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
3. The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
4. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
5. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
6. Sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later.
7. Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.
8. Got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.
9. That awkward moment when you sleep over at a friend’s house and wake up before them, then pretend to sleep till they wake up.
10. The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
11. I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
12. We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It’s almost like he’s given us up, and let us down.
13. If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Smooth Operator…

Jackie Chan never disappoints. That was a phenomenal stunt.

Best Cop Ever:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k37j4e5bvw[/youtube]

Some Police just have their priorities straight 🙂 And, for that we applaud you, officer!