Kid Makes Siren Noises, GRrrrrr, and Top Weekend Statuses

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Top 15 Weekend Status Posts:

  1. Shouldn’t we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It’s like we work there for a little while.
  2. I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
  3. Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
  4. I typed “old people on trampolines” into Youtube and this is my life now :/
  5. Ikea: Legos for adults
  6. I sprayed Taylor Swift’s new perfume on me, then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby’s.
  7. Sometimes all you need is $100,000
  8. I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
  9. Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
  10. I’ve never jumped in one of those photos where everyone was supposed to jump. I always just open my mouth and throw my arms in the air.
  11. Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.
  12. There’s no way everybody was kung fu fighting. You know there was one really scared guy in the corner.
  13. I’m only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won’t try to tell me about it later.
  14. The new “people of walmart” would be “people of redbox”.
  15. More people would come to your garage sale if you had a DJ.

Yesterdays Status Updates…


I HATE When someone gets in my way!

Kid Makes PERFECT Siren Noises:


Note to self: Do not drive with this kid in your car.

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