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Top 15 Weekend Status Posts:
- Shouldn’t we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It’s like we work there for a little while.
- I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
- Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
- I typed “old people on trampolines” into Youtube and this is my life now :/
- Ikea: Legos for adults
- I sprayed Taylor Swift’s new perfume on me, then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby’s.
- Sometimes all you need is $100,000
- I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
- Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
- I’ve never jumped in one of those photos where everyone was supposed to jump. I always just open my mouth and throw my arms in the air.
- Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.
- There’s no way everybody was kung fu fighting. You know there was one really scared guy in the corner.
- I’m only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won’t try to tell me about it later.
- The new “people of walmart” would be “people of redbox”.
- More people would come to your garage sale if you had a DJ.
I HATE When someone gets in my way!
Kid Makes PERFECT Siren Noises:
Note to self: Do not drive with this kid in your car.
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