Teen Does Unbelievable Michael Jackson Act (Video)

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Top 13 Weekend Status Updates:

  1. Time to go to Facebook and play “Let’s see who’s embarrassing themselves today!”
  2. If your story doesn’t end with “but his eyebrows will eventually grow back,” I don’t wanna hear about it.
  3. Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.
  4. Strength doesn’t come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn’t.
  5. The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
  6. So when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in?
  7. Everything in moderation. Except bacon, of course.
  8. What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
  9. I’m really over this “working for a living” shit.
  10. I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
  11. I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
  12. I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it.
  13. Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Teen Performs ‘Michael Jackson’ at his High School Talent Show & NAILS it!

WOW! That Moonwalk Tho!

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