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Top 13 Weekend Status Updates:
- Time to go to Facebook and play “Let’s see who’s embarrassing themselves today!”
- If your story doesn’t end with “but his eyebrows will eventually grow back,” I don’t wanna hear about it.
- Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.
- Strength doesn’t come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn’t.
- The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
- So when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in?
- Everything in moderation. Except bacon, of course.
- What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
- I’m really over this “working for a living” shit.
- I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
- I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
- I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it.
- Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again.
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