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Mid-week Top 20 Facebook Status Countdown:
- There’s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
- Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
- Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
- Ever update an app and realize the “fixed issues” were all a lie and it will never be the same? That’s what going back to an ex is like.
- Canadian bacon is just bacon with good healthcare and a strong sense of national pride.
- So many feelings fit in just one sigh.
- You may be the most beautiful woman in the world, but what would a blind man think?
- That blinky light on each side of your car? It’s there so we all know what direction you’re gonna aim your 4,000 lb death machine. USE IT.
- The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
- Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
- I took the “Which 90’s Cartoon Are You?” quiz and got “You’re a grown ass man. Stop it. Right now.”
- Be careful John Stamos. You’re about 2 yogurt commercials away from being Jamie Lee Curtis.
- Call me traditional, but marriage should stay between a woman afraid of being alone & a man who finally caves after years of her pressure.
- Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I’m describing him.
- Photo of your legs on a beach or it didn’t happen.
- So…2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the hell out of there.
- Either my cooking’s improved or my family’s immune systems have strengthened.
- The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
- What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
- Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
Hey Cat Hey (Video)
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LOL, Cats!
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