Archives for 2010

Hope you had an excellent and relaxing weekend!  How about them MTV Movie Awards huh? You think Christina Aguilera has a little Gaga jealousy or what?!?! Alrighty ,well whether you watched them or not that doesn’t matter! Because we have some awesome status updates for you here…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I like to […]

Congratulations you made it through another long week!  You deserve a restful weekend.  What better way to rest than relax on Facebook by posting some hilarious status updates to your wall or profile. *** Download our Awesome **New** ♥ iPhone App ♥.  Only $.99 cents !  Version 1.2 coming soon. *** Funny Status Updates for […]

Welcome back friends! We have tons of witty hilarious status updates, some pictures, and videos for you to post to your Facebook Status Update or Wall or maybe even your friends wall.  Anyhow, here it is my friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The FOLD cycle on the clothes dryer isn’t working. Sure, you’ll get […]

Ahoy me mateys!  Or is it maties?   FB (Pirate) Grammar Police where you at? Anyhow, welcome back loyal Facebook Fans & followers.  Today you will be rewarded with twice the goodness we usually post.  Without further ado here are the hilarious funny status updates for Facebook…. Funny Mid Week Status Updates for Facebook: Have you […]

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend! 🙂  We certainly did.  Here is your funny status updates for Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I got my first bikini. It’s a three piece; a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you. After all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the […]

Congratulations and Happy Friday!  You made it folks, another glorious weekend.  A HOLIDAY weekend (Memorial day for you non-US folk, and don’t bother trying to call or e-mail us because we will be BBQing, yes, all of us.) nonetheless.  Have a safe and awesome weekened.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates […]