Ahoy me mateys! Or is it maties? FB (Pirate) Grammar Police where you at?
Anyhow, welcome back loyal Facebook Fans & followers. Today you will be rewarded with twice the goodness we usually post. Without further ado here are the hilarious funny status updates for Facebook….
Funny Mid Week Status Updates for Facebook:
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If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted? (From our Facebook Fan Page)
- Match.com says it’s responsible for more dates leading to marriages that any other online site. And yet, it has no warning label.
- With great power comes a great electric bill.
- I’ve honestly never sought after beauty, but my wife is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. (This one will win you major points 🙂 )
- I bet regular carrots make fun of mini-carrots. I bet they call them “carrunts.” I despise carrot-on-carrot bullying.
How come so many people Roll On The Floor *Laughing*? If I’m rolling on the floor, it’s usually because I’m on fire. Send help.
Funny Picture to Post:
Now that was a rough night!
The REAL funny thing about this picture is google image search for “Car in Pool” and odds are you can find your exact make / model of car and really fool your friends. It is stunning how many people want to drive their cars into their pools.
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y[/youtube]
A bird imitating a camera and a chainsaw?!?! Now that is pretty wild! Check back tomorrow for more awesome content.
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