Funniest Status Updates for Facebook EVARRRRR!

Welcome back friends! We have tons of witty hilarious status updates, some pictures, and videos for you to post to your Facebook Status Update or Wall or maybe even your friends wall.  Anyhow, here it is my friends…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The FOLD cycle on the clothes dryer isn’t working.
  • Sure, you’ll get 40 virgins for suicide bombing infidels, but after a few weeks, that’s just 40 chicks who won’t shut up about their cats.
  • This may be the wine talking, but I’m an alcoholic beverage typically made of fermented grape juice.
  • Just tending to my rock garden, seeing if I can get a statue to grow.
  • If idle hands are the Devil’s Playground than Facebook is a full blown amusement park.
  • You would expect hammerhead sharks to be more useful.
  • Life would be easier if Kleenex just made shirt sleeves.
  • What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills? You have 12 kids, but you don’t really care.

My inner voice is giving me the silent treatment.

Funny Picture to Post:

Crazy thing is, this is real.

Funny Video to Post:  (this one is from our Facebook Fan Page)


HILARIOUS!!!! I can’t get enough of that one.  Alright amigos, cya tomorrow for the always popular WEEKEND WRAP UP.  Where we post the funniest status updates, pictures, and videos.  Still looking for a good time?  check out the SouthPark Facebook Episode, always a good time 🙂