The Phenomenal Weekend Wrap-Up

Congratulations you made it through another long week!  You deserve a restful weekend.  What better way to rest than relax on Facebook by posting some hilarious status updates to your wall or profile.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Facebook is perfect for me. It’s the cocktail party where you don’t have to wait your turn to speak.
  • Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, its fun for the whole neighborhood.
  • Insane is only as strong as its weakest shrink.
  • 333. I’m only half evil.
  • I wouldn’t know a hipster if one bit me in my messenger bag.
  • Week: a unit of time that seems so much shorter on a vacation than on a diet.  (From our Facebook Fan Page)
  • I’m beginning to suspect the only reason I’m not hungover is because I’m still drunk.
  • US News headline: “Almost Creating Jobs!” Good news. I’ll call Visa and tell them I can almost pay them.
  • They call me superficial, but I just hear “super”.
  • Bumper Sticker: I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!
  • HELP! I just drank poison and I need an anecdote! Cause who doesn’t like to hear a good story while they’re dying?

If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Today is the new yesterday.

Funny Picture to Post:

Hey man, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Funny Video to Post:


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Okay so that wasn’t that funny but it was unbelievably cute.  Have a great safe weekend folks, cya Monday!