Congratulations you made it through another long week! You deserve a restful weekend. What better way to rest than relax on Facebook by posting some hilarious status updates to your wall or profile.
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Facebook is perfect for me. It’s the cocktail party where you don’t have to wait your turn to speak.
- Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, its fun for the whole neighborhood.
- Insane is only as strong as its weakest shrink.
- Week: a unit of time that seems so much shorter on a vacation than on a diet. (From our Facebook Fan Page)
- US News headline: “Almost Creating Jobs!” Good news. I’ll call Visa and tell them I can almost pay them.
- They call me superficial, but I just hear “super”.
- HELP! I just drank poison and I need an anecdote! Cause who doesn’t like to hear a good story while they’re dying?
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Today is the new yesterday.
Funny Picture to Post:
Hey man, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Funny Video to Post:
Okay so that wasn’t that funny but it was unbelievably cute. Have a great safe weekend folks, cya Monday!