Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook – Tuesday Edition

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend! 🙂  We certainly did.  Here is your funny status updates for Tuesday…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I got my first bikini. It’s a three piece; a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you.
• After all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the hands-down favorite to win the 3-legged race.
• My cat keeps disappearing and returning. I think someone else owns him too.
• I use really strong sunblock. It’s SPF 100. I squeeze the tube and a sweater comes out.
• On a walk, my son saw a pay phone, asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry.
• can u call the geek squad if u just wanna give a wedgie ??  (from DaQuan on our Facebook Fan Page)

The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging.

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Funny Video to Post:

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