Congratulations and Happy Friday! You made it folks, another glorious weekend. A HOLIDAY weekend (Memorial day for you non-US folk, and don’t bother trying to call or e-mail us because we will be BBQing, yes, all of us.) nonetheless. Have a safe and awesome weekened. Here is what you came here for…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:d
- u make miso happy! ♥
- These are my Hammer pants; you can’t touch them.
- Got pulled over today and cop said “papers”.. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!
- I’ve never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
- WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
- Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me. (From our Facebook Fan Page)
- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Funny Picture to Post:
That is a good one to post on peoples birthdays.
Funny Video to Post:
Good times. Alright peeps have a good weekend and cya back next week for some awesome new stuff 🙂