Hope you had an excellent and relaxing weekend! How about them MTV Movie Awards huh? You think Christina Aguilera has a little Gaga jealousy or what?!?! Alrighty ,well whether you watched them or not that doesn’t matter! Because we have some awesome status updates for you here….
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
- The WSJ has a piece on how the Internet makes us smarter, which I will read once I’m done feeding my virtual sheep.
- Life is full of surprises. Just say “never” and you’ll see.
- I’m in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
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