Mondays Funny Status Updates for Facebook

Hope you had an excellent and relaxing weekend!  How about them MTV Movie Awards huh? You think Christina Aguilera has a little Gaga jealousy or what?!?! Alrighty ,well whether you watched them or not that doesn’t matter! Because we have some awesome status updates for you here….

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
  • The WSJ has a piece on how the Internet makes us smarter, which I will read once I’m done feeding my virtual sheep.
  • Life is full of surprises. Just say “never” and you’ll see.
  • Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  • I’m in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
  • Apparently, all those good looking people in the swimsuit catalogs go to a different beach than I do.
  • Flying these days is a frisky business.
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.

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How cool was thjat?  Wish my teachers did something like that!  If that were the case then I might have paid attention in class.  Anyways, thanks for stopping in.  Please come back tomorrow for more fresh status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your wall or profile.  If you are dieing for more content join our Facebook Fan Page or download our iPhone/iPod app.