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Giggity Giggity…. (Quagmire ASCII Art)

March 18, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Copy and paste this into your Facebook Status and let the comments commence.  Trust us, you’ll be like a  hometown hero.  PS) Unlimited Cell phone service for $25/month, no joke. ………………………………………………………….¸„-•^^^•^^^–-^^-„-^**^~–„¸ ……………………………………………………..¸-*´;;;___;;;;;;;;¸„„¸;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯`^•-„ …………………………………………………….(;¸-*¯¸„„„„¸.¯¯¯¯…..¯*^•–„¸;;;;;;;;;;;;`^-„ ……………………………………………………¸/´………………………„„¸¸..¯*^•-„;;;;;;;`•„ …………………………………………………..¸’-•^*¯¯*^-„…………_„„„_….`•…….`-„;;;;;;;`-¸ ………………………………………………….ƒ*¯¯¯””*^•-`¸…….¸-*–-„„_..`•¸………..);;;;;;;;;` ………………………………………………….¸„„„„„„O¸ . .ƒ……|´ . . . . .¯** …….¸-´;;;;;;;;;;;) …………………………………………………¸’–*––„„¸¸¯-*..¸…..`¸~~–-O¸ . .ƒ…¸-^´;;;;;;;;;;;;¸-´ …………………………………………….¸„-^´…………`^.¸/……–`–––„„¸.`„-*…..|;;;;;;;;;;;;¸-* …………………………………………¸-*………………¸-*………………¯……..|;;;;¸-^^¸¸* ………………………………………¸-*……………….¸-*……¸-*¯/……………….¯¯…-( ……………………………………¸-*………………¸-*…………¸/……………………….` …………………………………¸-*……………..¸„-*…………¸-*…………………………..` ………………………………../´……………..¸*…………„-^´…………*-„…………………. ………………………………¸/……………….`^–––•^^*¯…………¸„„-¸*…`………………… […]

Happy St. Patricks Day….

March 17, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Funny St. Patrick Status Updates: What time do the shenanigans start? In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. The Irish are […]

Facebook Status Symbols

February 22, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Copy & Paste these symbols into your Facebook Status for some awesome results.  You’re welcome! 웃유 Σ⊗♒☠☮☯ ♠Ω♤♣♧ ♥♡♦♢♔ ♕♚♛⚜★ ☆✮✯☄ ☾☽☼ ☀☁☂☃ ☻☺☹۞۩ ♬✄✂ ✆✉✦✧ ♱♰∞ ♂♀ ☿❤❥ ❦❧™ ®©✖ ✗✘⊗♒ ■□▢ ▲△ ▼▽◆◇ ○◎● ◯Δ◕◔ ʊϟღツ 回₪ εїз Ƹ̵̡Ӝ ̵̨̄Ʒ ξЖЗ εжз☎☏ ¢☚☛ ☜☝ ☞☟✍ ✌☢☣ ♨๑ ❀✿ψ ♆☪☭ ♪♩♫ 卐™©® ¿¡½⅓⅔¼¾ ⅛⅜⅝⅞ […]

Would You Rather?

February 1, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Let’s start a new FB Trend folks!  I call it, “Would You Rather?”.  It’s kind of like the questions game but, instead you ask really weird questions about would you rather. The responses that you get to this are absolutely absurd and hilarious.  Try it out and you’ll thank me in no time! Would You […]

Random Questions to Ask People

January 15, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

A lot of people ask me… Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates 🙂 However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these […]

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